Starting time: 10:44 PM
Name: Kathleen Rebekkah Vyktoriah (Katie)
Sisters: Amanda Elayne (Manda)
Brothers: Joshua David (JD) and Padraic John (Pat)
Shoe size: 7 or 8 (UK) 10 or 11 (US)
Height: 5′8

Where do you live: Wokingham, Berkshire, England
Favorite drinks: Water. I can’t drink fizzy drinks or alcohol.
Favorite breakfast: Pancakes with sausage patties all drenched in maple syrup. Or biscuits and gravy. Mmm.
Have you ever been on a plane?: Haha. I used to be a Flight Attendant, so planes were kind of a prerequisite. :)
Swam in the ocean: Amazingly, no! I have paddled in the ocean severally, but I have never had the pleasure of actually swimming.
Fallen asleep at school: I used to miss entire afternoons worth of classes by falling asleep in the school TV station.
Broken someone’s heart: I very much doubt it.
Fell off your chair: Quite a few times. Including once in 8th grade while wearing a miniskirt and very tight corset top. The fecking hottie of our class pushed it out from under me and laughed.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Yes, but only because there was a family emergency I was waiting to hear about.
Saved e-mails: I always save emails.

What is your room like: I have a small office in the house which holds a computer desk, several three drawer cabinets, SHELVES UPON SHELVES of books, a load of cubbies, a guitar, loads of candles, incense and aromatherapy oils, and all of my art supplies.
What’s right beside you: My computer tower to my left (which is covered with stacks of unfinished paintings) and a bunch of paint brushes, paintings and cameras to my right.
What is the last thing you ate: Chicken Korma. About three mouthfuls, which is all I can stomach these days.
Ever had chicken pox: Yep. Don’t remember them, but I have a nice little pockmark scar on my forehead.
Sore throat: Erm… hasn’t everyone? I’ve had strep throat and tonsilitis more times than I can count.
Stitches: Only from surgeries. Never from injuries. I have over 400 stitches/staples in my stomach. HA!
Broken nose: Twice. First time because my little brother swung a two by four at my face when I was 11. Second time because a cabbage patch kid fell off the top bunk bed and onto my still recovering face.

Do you believe in love at first sight: It’s happened to me once. It didn’t last.
Like picnics: I don’t really think I’ve ever truly been on one.
Who was/were the last person/people you danced with: My cat Gypsy. Right before she stuck her claw in my face.
Last person who made you smile: Ross. He’s useless with his tool…. by that I mean the screwdriver…
You last yelled at: The cats. They are completely nuts.

Today did you:

Talk to someone you like: I talked to Ross and the cats. So I suppose so! I also talked to Sara, the lovely nurse at the endocrinology clinic who vampirically assaulted me with needles.
Kiss anyone: Ross and the cats. I’m an affectionate bugger.
Get sick: Hehe. I threw up water on the living room rug. Woops!
Talk to an ex: Nope. It’s not that time of year. ;)
Miss someone: Certainly. I have a lot of someones I miss since I live in a foreign country!
Eat: I did! And it stayed down and didn’t hurt! Thank god for lanzoprazole!

Best feeling in the world: When I hold my cat in my arms and she falls asleep purring adorably at me.
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: I sleep with my hubby and a teddy bear called Not Quite.
What’s under your bed: Floor. We’re currently sleeping on a mattress.
Who do you really hate: Joanna Daly. She’s an Irish cunt who deserves to be flayed. (For Legal purposes, I’m going to pretend that I’m joking here)
What time is it now? 11:01 PM

SECOND SECTION
Random:
Is there a person who is on your mind now: Yes.
Do you have any siblings: 3
Do you want children: Yes. One day. In a few years.
Do you smile often: I have no idea. Not consciously.
Do you like your hand-writing: On occasion. I have pretty writing most of the time.
Are your toe nails painted: Ha. Well, there’s the tiniest dot of colour on the very tips, which is from them being painted about 5 months ago. Go me!
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: I don’t have a bed! I have a mattress on the floor!!
What color shirt are you wearing now: Blue
What were you doing at 7:00 p.m. yesterday: Very little, I’d wager.
I can’t wait till: I’m rich.
Are you a friendly person: No. Go away!
Do you have any pets: Two lovely cats. But I prefer Muse to Gypsy. Mostly because Gypsy is a soulless ghoul.
Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: I couldn’t rightly say as he’s not with me right now.
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now?: Since that was probably my husband, I’d assume so.
Do you sleep with the TV on?: No
What are you doing right now?: Getting tired of questions.
Have you ever crawled through a window?: I’m sure I have, though I can’t think of any specific instances at the moment.
Can you handle the truth?: Who can?!
Are you too forgiving?: Possibly.
Are you closer to your mother or father?: I trust both of them with different emotions.
Who was the last person you cried in front of?: Ross.
How many people can you say you’ve really loved?: Besides family? Two.
Do you eat healthy?: I have no choice in the matter!
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: Yep
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: Yep.
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: My mommy and daddy.
Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: Quiet. Unless I’m being intentionally obnoxious.
Are you confident?: I wish I was!

THIRD SECTION
5 things I was doing 10 years ago:

1. Getting ready for my junior year of high school
2. Staying up late on the internet talking to strangers
3. Hanging out at Stateline Speedway with my friend Lisa
4. Enjoying the sensation of being a teen driver
5. Planning my escape from Irvine, PA

5 things on my to-do list today:

1. Give Ross a backrub
2. Write a book
3. Redesign my art site
4. Read magazines
5. Paint pretty things

5 snacks I enjoy:

1. Solero ice cream bars
2. Chicken bites
3. Yogurt
4. Prunes
5. Cheese sticks

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:

1. Pay off the debt of everyone I care about
2. Design and build my dream house complete with art studio
3. Set up a trust fund for future children
4. Donate money to my favourite charities
5. Open an art gallery

5 of my bad habits:

1. Picking scabs
2. Being too critical
3. Shopping too foolishly
4. Being incredibly messy
5. Not keeping promises

5 places I have lived in:

1. Warren, PA, USA
2. Laredo, TX, USA
3. Phoenix, AZ, USA
4. Charlotte, NC, USA
5. Imperial, CA, USA

5 jobs I’ve had:

1. Flight Attendant
2. Engineering Assistant
3. Waitress
4. Recruitment Consultant
5. Marketing Coordinator

Time now: 11:17 PM

Another silly meme, this time stolen from my wonderful friend, Maz.

Go to The Urban Dictionary, type the answers to these questions in the search box, then write the first definition in the results list.

1) Your name?: Katie

A standing handjob performed usually in public places.

“So we went around back and my girlfriend gave me a Katie right there in the hallway”

An absolutetly gorgeous person. Someone who is so amazingly beautiful its almost physically impossible.

“That girl is so beautiful. She must be a katie.”

the name katie is usualy given to one who happens to do exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. katie’s happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather “turned on”. one would not regret having been with a katie.

“i want a girl like katie, one who can turn me on and tease me but do a good fuckin job at it ;) mmmbaby!”

2) Your age?: 26

750ml of alky

1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

3) A friends name?: Natalie

a sexual encounter with a someone you aren’t in a relationship with.

“i need a couple of natalie’s to forget about suzie.”

4) What should you be doing?:  Showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

“After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says “showering” “

5) Favorite Food?: Corn

Something I shitted the other day that I never ate.

::Looks in toilet::
What!?… I never ate any corn!

Originating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is “Corn” means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment

“Damn bitch, you are Corn!”
or
“Baby, you’re more Corn than Green Giant”

6) Hometown?: Warren

when you take a shit, and laugh after.

“harry could be heard from the washroom as he let out a thundering warren.”

7) Favorite color?: Turquoise

Anal intercourse. A corruption of the French idiom, à la turc, meaning, in the Turkish manner, meaning anal intercourse.

“Do you like it turquoise?”

8) School you go to?: (went to) IUP

Best damn college in Pennsylvania

“Hell’s yeah i go to IUP, you can’t handle my skittles.”

Acronym: I Usually Party.

more accurate: I Usually Puke

9) Last person you talk to on the phone?: Mom

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.

“Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.”

10) Your last name? Williams
A slang term for Bills

“I’ve got stacks of williams’ I need to pay.”

Slang term for the Perineum (area between the male genitals and anus). Similar to Gooch, Grundle and Choad. First used by Jonathan Blostone and Jake Reed, this phrase refers to Robin Williams’ role in the motion picture Patch Adams. Williams’ performance is scatty and confusing, and no one can really tell whether he intends for it to be comedic or dramatic. It’s niether here nor there; niether dick nor ass.
‘Williams’ is used primarily in the South of England.

“He’s got a cracking williams.”

“Apparently he’s got a 16 inch williams.”

I took the

Here be my results…

Your Existing Situation

Seeks a close and understanding bond in an atmosphere of shared intimacy, as a protection against anxiety and conflict.

Your Stress Sources

Distressed by the unsatisfactory state of some close association. Feels unable to do anything to restore affinity and mutual trust, and considers that she is tied down in an unhappy situation from which she cannot escape.

Your Restrained Characteristics

Wants to broaden her fields of activity and insists that her hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that she may be prevented from doing what she wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore her confidence.

Circumstances force her to compromise and to forgo some pleasures for the time being. Capable of achieving physical satisfaction from sexual activity.

Your Desired Objective

Seeks the determination and elasticity of will necessary to establish herself and to make herself independent despite the difficulties of her situation. Wants to overcome opposition and achieve recognition.

Your Actual Problem

Anxiety and restless dissatisfaction, either with circumstances or with unfulfilled emotional requirements, have produced stress. She tries to escape from these by denying their existence, concealing her dissatisfaction behind a proud but illusory claim to self-sufficiency and independence.

Your Actual Problem #2

Depleted vitality has created an intolerance for any further stimulation, or demands on her resources. This sense of powerlessness, combined with frustration that she cannot control events, subjects her to agitation, irritation, and acute distress. She tries to escape these by stubborn insistence on her own point of view, but the general condition of helplessness renders this often unsuccessful. Is therefore very sensitive to criticism and quick to take offense.

Over on LiveJournal, a couple of my friends are doing a meme which goes like this:

- Go to Music Outfitters
- Enter the year you graduated from high school in the search function and get the list of 100 most popular songs of that year.
- Bold the songs you like, strike through the ones you hate and underline your favorites. Do nothing to the ones you don’t remember/care about.

So as not to be antisocial, I went ahead and did my bit. And it makes me very sad….

I mean, I graduated in 2000. And while these songs will EMBARASSINGLY bring back a lot of happy memories… our music wasn’t really setting the world on fire now was it?

*sigh*

Here we go:

1. Breathe, Faith Hill
2. Smooth, Santana Featuring Rob Thomas
3. Say My Name, Destiny’s Child
4. I Wanna Know, Joe
5. Everything You Want, Vertical Horizon
6. Maria Maria, Santana Featuring The Product G&B
7. Bent, Matchbox Twenty
8. Amazed, Lonestar
9. I Knew I Loved You, Savage Garden
10. He Wasn’t Man Enough, Toni Braxton
11. Higher, Creed (ed. note: this song was one of two that changed my life… I know that makes me an incredible loser, but it’s true)
12. Try Again, Aaliyah
13. There You Go, Pink
14. Thong Song, Sisqo
15. Kryptonite, 3 Doors Down
16. Jumpin Jumpin’, Destiny’s Child
17. What A Girl Wants, Christina Aguilera
18. Doesn’t Really Matter, Janet
19. Music, Madonna
20. Back At One, Brian McKnight
21. Bye Bye Bye, ‘N Sync
22. You Sang To Me, Marc Anthony
23. I Need To Know, Marc Anthony
24. Get It On Tonite, Montell Jordan
25. Incomplete, Sisqo
26. I Try, Macy Gray
27. It’s Gonna Be Me, ‘N Sync
28. That’s The Way It Is, Celine Dion
29. (Hot S**T) Country Grammar, Nelly
30. Bring It All To Me, Blaque
31. Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely, Backstreet Boys
32. Hot Boyz, Missy Elliott Featuring Nas, EVE & Q-Tip
33. Back Here, BBMak
34. It Feels So Good, Sonique
35. Absolutely (Story Of A Girl), Nine Days
36. With Arms Wide Open, Creed
37. Be With You, Enrique Iglesias
38. Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You), Christina Aguilera
39. No More, Ruff Endz
40. All The Small Things, Blink 182
41. The Way You Love Me, Faith Hill
42. I Turn To You, Christina Aguilera
43. Never Let You Go, Third Eye Blind
44. I Need You, LeAnn Rimes
45. Thank God I Found You, Mariah Carey Featuring Joe & 98 Degrees
46. Let’s Get Married, Jagged Edge
47. My Love Is Your Love, Whitney Houston
48. Then The Morning Comes, Smash Mouth
49. Blue (Da Ba Dee), iffel 65
50. Desert Rose, Sting Featuring Cheb Mami
51. The Real Slim Shady, Eminem
52. Most Girls, Pink
53. Wifey, Next
54. Wonderful, Everclear
55. Oops!… I Did It Again, Britney Spears
56. I Wanna Love You Forever, Jessica Simpson
57. Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche ), 98 Degrees
58. Take A Picture, Filter
59. Otherside, Red Hot Chili Peppers
60. Big Pimpin’, Jay-Z Featuring UGK
61. Purest Of Pain (A Puro Dolor), Son By Four
62. He Can’t Love U, Jagged Edge
63. Separated, Avant
64. I Wish, Carl Thomas
65. U Know What’s Up, Donell Jones
66. Faded, SoulDecision Featuring Thrust
67. Only God Knows Why, Kid Rock
68. Shake Ya Ass, Mystikal
69. Bag Lady, Erykah Badu
70. Meet Virginia, Train
71. Party Up (Up In Here), DMX
72. Case Of The Ex (Whatcha Gonna Do), Mya
73. Forget About Dre, Dr. Dre Featuring Eminem
74. That’s The Way, Jo Dee Messina
75. Swear It Again, Westlife
76. The Next Episode, Dr. Dre Featuring Snoop Dogg
77. From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart, Britney Spears
78. Crash And Burn, Savage Garden
79. Yes!, Chad Brock
80. The Best Day, George Strait
81. How Do You Like Me Now?!, Toby Keith
82. Where I Wanna Be, Donell Jones
83. My Best Friend, Tim McGraw
84. Broadway, Goo Goo Dolls
85. Dance With Me, Debelah Morgan
86. Don’t Think I’m Not, Kandi
87. I Hope You Dance, Lee Ann Womack & Sons Of The Desert (ed. note: This is the OTHER song that changed my life that year. Slightly less embarassing than the first.)
88. Better Off Alone, Alice Deejay
89. What’chu Like, Da Brat Featuring Tyrese
90. Cowboy Take Me Away, Dixie Chicks
91. I Like It, Sammie
92. 24/7, Kevon Edmonds
93. Girl On TV, LFO
94. Bounce With Me, Lil Bow Wow Featuring Xscape
95. What About Now, Lonestar
96. I Don’t Wanna, Aaliyah
97. Independent Women Part I, Destiny’s Child
98. Shackles (Praise You), Mary Mary
99. Waiting For Tonight, Jennifer Lopez
100. Gotta Tell You, Samantha Mumba